reasoningwithvampires: We interrupt your regularly scheduled content for kitty! I’ve gotten a few messages requesting Katniss cuteness. There’s a book in the video so it’s not totally off-topic.
snooki is pregnant
oakcity: etralos: so, there’s that today when I was leaving work, one of the girls from marketing was a few steps behind me. Her phone rang and she goes “no! SNOOKI. Not me. Definitely not me.” The following is a computer generated image of what the child is expected to look like,
I love Shadow Art →
Help Support the two Women Attacked in Boone →
oakcity: On Feburary 11, 2012 Sarah Nordstrom and Erin Johnston were at a fast food restaurant where they were verbally harassed by one male and two females based on the perception of their sexual orientation. The three individuals followed them home where the male committed physical assault by punching Nordstrom repeatedly in the face. Johnston had turned away to call the police when the...
Is it possible to be arrogant about humility? Is it possible to be humble and be irritated by the arrogance of others? Can one remain humble while challenging the arrogance of others?
Looks like it’s just going to be one of those “the internet is annoying the piss out of me!” kind of days.
I want to start a band where all our lyrics are contrary to the philosophy of Immanuel Kant. What would be the name of this band? Stupid Fucking Kant.
Stephen Hawking Found in Titty Bar →
Every once in a while I will be talking to someone and eventually I will say “I am an American”. This comment by me is almost always followed by the other person saying “Yeah, I can tell”. What exactly does that mean! I’ve tried for years to askew my southern accent, have I failed?
ain't safe for work, nope.
beatonna: Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
If you are given a choice, you believe you have acted freely. This is one of the...– Teller
Whiskey Cardigans: Seriously. →
whatwhatwhat: Take a moment and try to pinpoint why, exactly, you get so instinctively angry/annoyed/irate/eyeroll-ey when someone says something, ANYTHING, about gender equality, and you sigh and go, “Ugh, feminists.” Why is that your first innate reaction? Why are you automatically, not even just willing, but eager to show your contempt? It couldn’t possibly be because you’ve been told ...
Teller: The Secrets of Magic that Science will... →
So I am growing out my thumb nails to use a “mind reading and future prediction” device I bought on the Internet. When I played guitar I kept my finger nails short because it helps your dexterity. (That is, on your fingering hand, not your picking hand. Your picking hand should have a long thumb nail but I could never get use to that.) But to use this device, I need long thumb...
Whose got two tags and stayed up all fucking night?
When we started we HAD no style, no understanding of ourselves or what we were...– Teller, of Penn and Teller, in a letter at http://shwood.squarespace.com/news/2009/9/21/14-years-ago-the-day-teller-gave-me-the-secret-to-my-career.html Strangely, advice as good for writers or musicians as it is for magicians. (via neil-gaiman)
"Man Involved in Politics doesn't have entirely... →
The Human Mind is not a dignified organ, and I do not see how we can exercise it...– E. M. Forester
the Bible, Raw and Uncut →
The only thing I will add to this is that everyone I have ever meet that has read the Bible cover to cover is now an atheist. Even a more honest translation of the Bible is worthless because the masses will just continue to ignore those parts of the Bible like they always have.
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
sapphirerabbit: elleandtheoubliette: fashion-badger: grapesandwineandshit: merdeon: damnlemonstealingwhore: thankyousirmayihaveanother: foryouistellify: foruoirdyilloht what thankyousirmayihaveanother damnlemonstealingwhopre merdeon Yee. grapesandwineandshit fashionohshitisthereahyphenohshitsbadger ellesndtheoubliteet I actually like this better. xD ...
Sapphire Rabbit: the babel fish →
sapphirerabbit: this is a better photo of the tattoo, not as red an irritated. if you want to know why i got the babel fish, let me tell you a story: when I was in 7th grade, we were told to do a book report on a book that was at least 120 pages. I wanted to read the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy… Yep, that’s my wife!
mun·dane/ˌmənˈdān/ Adjective: Lacking interest or excitement; dull. Of this earthly world rather than a heavenly or spiritual one. Synonyms: worldly - temporal - earthly - secular - terrestrial