February 2012
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dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you’ve been storing up since before you were born. …What he said…
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Jan 31st
I wonder.  If we had landed on and colonized the moon instead of invading Iraq, would it have been cheaper in the long run (not including the scientific advancements that would have improved life on earth)?
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I can’t help but get a little irritated whenever I hear someone complain about how the money NASA gets should be cut and “put to better uses”. If a vital program for, say, public schools feeding the poor, needs funding I don’t mind taking money from space exploration. But before I support taking money from NASA, the top 1% of earners should be reasonable taxed, the...
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I know it’s kind of late to be doing things about the new year, but I’d like to add this if I may. I hope that in this new year, or in the coming years, that the definition of “pornography” could be expanded.  Right now pornography only refers to extremely sexually explicit material, but I think it could be more useful as an expanded term.  Physical pornography is...
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Combat veterans
So I bumped into this guy in my brain and behavior class.  After some talking about the upcoming midterm, he mentioned he was former Canadian Navy.  I mentioned I was a former U.S. Marine, and then, well… I had made it a habit for a number of years after I got out of the Marines to keep that fact to myself.  I was miserable in the Marines, I did not have the personality to handle the...
Jan 28th
Hisotrically what?
So I’m working through the first season of Boardwalk Empire and I love it.  It is exactly everything I love in a show.  I try not to watch things set in olden times expecting too much historical accuracy.  I think that so long as they have the basics right and the not-so-accurate parts have a reason (artisitic, story line, etc.) for not being accurate then it’s ok. I don’t know...
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Mole Asses brand molasses. or Mole’s Ass brand molasses.
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Pavor Nocturnus.
“He has an eerie grace, as if he can move without displacing air.” - Jonah Lerher
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WatchWatch
lightshifter42: psychoofd: title not a coward ____________________ Don’t get me wrong,I’m still working on the Penn-centric one,I just had some problems I need to work out. I’m not sure when I’ll be able to fix them or will I be able to fix them at all so here’s a little filer,kay? Wow that’s awesome XD Teller, forever and ever, amen.
Jan 26th
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Santorum Accuses Obama of pandering to Working... →
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I hate waiting for things in the mail.
I hate waiting for one thing in the mail.  Waiting for three feels like it is going to kill me.
Jan 25th
It doesn’t matter how valid your point is, if you sound like a conspiracy theorist people are going to respond to you that way.  If the point you have to make is sane, you still have to state it in a sane way.
Jan 25th
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This is the time of night I hate the most.  I hate it because around this time of night I am totally motivated to do any and everything I need to do.  The house is quiet, the wife and cats are asleep.  So long as I am quiet I can come and go as I please.  No TV’s to distract me, nothing happening online.  I feel like I could own the world before the sun rises.  I want to read, learn new...
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ListenEvery church service I have ever heard in my...
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So last night while I was playing video games I started to get a little drafty.  It is a basement after all, so I ignored it.  But I got colder and colder, then I finally discovered why.  Buying pants at the thrift store is nice and cheap, but one downside is that they don’t last as long.  I looked down at my pants and realized that one of my testicles had fallen out of my pants, and was...
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"This image of the lazy African-American woman who... →
Jan 24th
So, Dan & Dave released a special deck of cards for the Chinese New Year.  Well, they say they were for the Chinese New Year, but they were released on my birthday.  I think I know who these cards are really for…
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Sapphire Rabbit: some people do not understand →
sapphirerabbit: my friend crystal (who took the lovely photos of martin’s family for us) is having a contest.  several couples are on her facebook page with their stories, and the one that gets the most likes wins a free photography package for their wedding.  which is awesome.  they break down pretty standard: the athletic couple who like doing charity races together, the single parents...
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oakcity: Happy Birthday to my dear friend Martin. Allison for the win.
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Twenty fucking nine.
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